Boom MotherFuckin' Radley is the absolute most badass Banked Tracked Roller Derby skater out there. Going by her Dewey Decimal number, 800, you can tell by the way she skates, she is the smartest one on the track. She uses her awesome blocking abilities to block a bitch off the track. With her derby sister, Dolly Deathstar, and their signature move The BOOMerang, they devastate the pack and show the other team who's boss. Don't get in her way, she's the most determined skater in the world. She WILL fuck you up if you get in her way or try to pass her whilst jamming. Also, she's lovely and sexy, to boot
Person 1: Did you see the Roller Derby bout last Saturday?
Person 2: Yeah, Boom Radley rocked it! Blocking and Jamming her heart out like nobody else!
Person 1: Hell Yeah, she was AWESOME! And totally brought the BOOM.
Person 2: Yeah, Boom Radley rocked it! Blocking and Jamming her heart out like nobody else!
Person 1: Hell Yeah, she was AWESOME! And totally brought the BOOM.
by badgerspit February 18, 2019