Two equally obese chicks (or dudes) in close proximity, like walking down the street, sitting next to each other or blocking an aisle in the store.
Look at those bookends!
by Dezertman July 27, 2014
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A form of homosexual foreplay where two men situate themselves naked on the floor in the shape of two 'L's with the backs of their legs together - representing two bookends from a birdseye view.
The touch of ball sacks is enough to drive those gays crazy and they are well on the road to brown loving.
"I saw this DVD called 'BookEnders'. They were bookending in it!"

"We bookended till the veins popped up"
by Thomas Predicodd October 3, 2006
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A vapish dolt. An unruly sort whose behavior is often associated with staring off into space for no apparent reason, comfortable watching the grass grow, spending all day in bed looking at the ceiling.
man 1: Look at that dude over there, eatin' his fingernails and starin' at the floor.
man 2: Yea man, that dude is a bookend, ain't nothin' goin' on in his life.
by t-bow wow June 23, 2006
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noun:someone who does not ever move or change, also someone who is awkward and strange
The boys who leaved in unit e room 12 were total bookends because they never left their room
by ishmael93 September 6, 2011
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To arrive at work before, and depart from work after, your lazy-ass coworkers.
Tom is very unhappy that he's been bookending his jackass boss Harry.
by Jeff Hizzle January 7, 2008
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A shot of tequila, followed by a carbomb, followed by another shot of tequila.
My friends had been drinking for two hours before I got there, so I ordered bookends to catch up.
by Golden Arms June 19, 2008
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When you're texting your friend replying with a lol, and then continue on with your own comment and/or joke, and add another lol at the end for emphasis.
Bobby: Yo did you watch last night's episode of American Crime Story? Shit was bananas.

Suraya: Lol yeah it was good, but I still hate David Schwimmer lol.

Bobby: Them bookend lols can't stop won't stop.
by ColonelMustard24 March 10, 2016
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