Boogermeow

The sound your nose makes when you're lying down and breathing in, and you mistake it for a cat.

My roommate has cats, but I ALWAYS keep my door closed to keep them out. Then, one morning, I woke up to the sound of a cat really, REALLY close to me. I looked around, but found one not; Upon further investigation, I realized that it was, in fact, a boogermeow.

Boogermeow by StevTaal May 10, 2010

boogermeister 

A person who under no volition of his own consumes more boogers than anyone within a five mile radius. Usually considered obscene.

Person 1: Did you see that boogermeister?!
Person 2: Yeah, oh my god!

boogermeister by Sheck E. Sheck February 1, 2008

Boogermoose 

A fat greasy bitch who smells like onions, straight onions. Vidalia. Four, five hundred pound bitch who just don't give a fuck.

Honey Boo Boo momma just boogermoose

Boogermoose by Irpud January 20, 2022

boogermenace 

finest girl alive with a big booty and big tatas

boogermenace is so fine

boogermenace by guyyyyyyy0999911111 November 1, 2022

boogermole 

Boogermoles are directly below a nostril, above the upper lip and must be 3-D.

I was distracted by his boogermole, which was a strange hue of orange and stuck out by 2 millimeters.

boogermole by yay its me July 29, 2017