Boogerfart 

When my son was 4 years old we were in a restaurant and a kid had a really snotty nose sitting near us.. The kind of snotty nose that creates "bubbles".

One of the bubbles "Popped"!

My son said, "Mom! That kid just had a BOOGERFART!".

Definition:

A nose so runny that boogers create a bubble that "pops" therefore making it a "Boogerfart"

"Grab that kid a tissue!! He just had a boogerfart!!"

Boogerfart by MelMel22 August 22, 2011

Boogernaut 

1:

• Flung or Wiped Boogers that elicit blind and destructive devotion or to which people are ruthlessly sacrificed whilst trying to find peace in an afternoon dump.
• An overwhelming, advancing collection of boogers (sometimes in shapes of constellations or flung randomly against the bathroom wall, obviously while seated and most likely defecating) that crushes or seems to crush everything in its path

2:
• A booger or nose goblin which, rather than being deposited using a wiping or smearing method, is flung into air-space to land haphazardly on an adjacent wall. Could also pertain to boogers that have been deposited in the shape of a constellation, so as to infer a “space-like situation”, although in this case used in the plural “boogernauts”.

“What we have here on this bathroom wall, gentlemen, is a Boogernaut. Clearly we can’t stop the perpetrator, as he/she is too deeply devoted to the holy nose goblin.”

“WTF? Did you see all the boogernauts in our bathroom? Somebody working here is a f**king Patrick Stewart wannabe madman.”

Boogernaut by roundown July 20, 2009

boogerfoot 

Wu-Tang slang for weed

Yo son, light up that boogerfoot!!!!

boogerfoot by Park Hillian January 28, 2008

boogertastic 

From the latin for to most bodacious; the act of being as awesome as a booger

Dude! That chick is totally boogertastic!

boogertastic by George Hoefer March 4, 2005

Boogerbortion 

The act of removing fetus sized boogers.

OMG I had this booger for 3 days. Lets fish it out .Call the boogerbortionist.

OMG, I just had a late-term boogerbortion. This thing is yuge!!!!

Boogerbortion by pi3dets December 16, 2016

Boogereater 

Any fan of Auburn University. They are typified by their never ending aubsession over THE University of Alabama football team. Ask a booger eater about the Auburn Tigers, and you will receive a 20 minute dissertation over either Coach Bryant or Coach Saban.

Ask a boogereater about the Auburn Tigers, and you'll get a response along these lines... Well, let me just tell you about what bahr bryant cheated like over thar in Tuscaloser!

Boogereater by Alabama Wildman August 6, 2007

booger fart 

somebody who is just dumb and disgusting.

a fag: what are we doing tonight?
person: shut up you booger fart.

booger fart by Matthew J. Carrol March 1, 2008