Boofection 

Serious progression of an untreated minor scrape or injury, usually gone unnoticed due to various states of inebriation or impairment...for instance while fleeing after getting drunk and getting hit on by an overly friendly male prostitute who looks deceptively female

OH! Now I remember, your leg :-\
I think you cut it and it got a boo boo: You were running from that hot hindi chick with an adams apple, and you tripped into a cesspool.

Don't remind me! I was hungover for three days after that, and came around with a full-on Boofection!

Boofection by genxsync October 23, 2012

Brotection 

Non sexual protection issued by your bros, such as a human wall between you and your ex or saving your ass from a nagger.

So me and my bros were at Target when I saw Fran, my ex. I quickly told my bros, and they provided brotection by forming a human wall to block visual contact between me and Fran.

Brotection by Laxislife777 June 14, 2010

Bronection 

When two friends feel a special bond. Completely straight.

Guy 1- Dude did we just think the same thing?

Guy 2- Hell yeah dude that's bronection

Bronection by OhSoKrushhy May 9, 2014

Brojection

n. To reject a girl who is hitting on you that previously went out with one of your bros.

guy1: "That chick got turned down so much last night, there was a lot of brojection going on"
guy2: "Yeah, you guys really brojected her!"

Brojection by jfoe November 30, 2010

brofection

Brofection is similar to affection but between two men in a completely non romantic way. Brofection usually occurs in any type of bromance.

That was one brofectionate hug bro.

brofection by ryan ong February 19, 2011

Broffection 

Affection shared by one or more bros, often manifesting in a sort of playful teasing. Bros can not outwardly show affection so it must be done through indirect means.

Adam: Hey man let's peg Michael with these paper balls
Justin: Yeah let's get him!
Michael: What did I do?
Sarah: aww they're just showing their broffection. #truebros

Broffection by Cwordsmith May 8, 2014

Witness Brotection 

Lying to someone your bro doesnt want to talk to about the whereabouts of said bro

"Yo, dude your ex called. She wants you to pay child support."

"Oh man, put me in Witness Brotection, say I'm in Africa with some missionaries or something."

Witness Brotection by Cpt. Panda March 15, 2009