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Your birthday. On your 'boofday' it is customary to get boofed.

Boof as a verb is traditionally defined as the act of shoving something in your ass; Drugs, sexual toys, etc. however as per the Guad Squad definition, boof is often used as a one word statement. If someone is beautiful or handsome, one would say 'boof' to let that person know they are thought to be so by the individual who told them boof.

Boof as an adjective is used by the Guad Squad in a similar manner as 'fuck[' is used. 'Boofed' would then be similar to 'fucked' On your Boofday, it is the [day people 1) celebrate your birthday 2) acknowledge how boof you are and 3) If all goes well, you might get boofed.
Noun: "Today is Jack's birthday! Happy Boofday Jack, hope ya get boofed tonight! Hopefully no sandwicheeeees"
boofday by Johnny5Aliiive June 3, 2014
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When a person celebrates the day of their boof.
October 18th is Anna and Rachel's Boofday!
Boofday by Uncle Nealio October 30, 2008
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Slang for Chinese buffet. Used by people in the yardley/morrisville/Levittown area of bucks county,Pennsylvania
John:Haley ate like a fat fuckin slob at the boofay yesterday
boofay by Swagstastic February 18, 2014
A middle-aged man with flatulence.

Derived from the word 'Boof' being slang for fart.
"Did Bob just fart again?? What a Boofdad!"
Boofdad by noodles. October 30, 2020
A sexual predator whose preferred victim are 20 year old manchilds; people with no real life friends, social life and/or job who still live with their parents whom either don't support or are kept in the dark of their mental illnesses (i.e believing and behaving as if they were an animal, sexualizing animals, etc.). The Boofdad will approach it's victims by pretending to be the supportive parental figure the victim lacks, feigning understanding and approval of their mental deviations. He will groom it's victims for a while (referring to them as Boofsons, Boofdaughters and nBoofers to make them all feel accepted and included) before making it's move and sending unsolicited nude pictures to test the response of his victim. Should the victim reply negatively, the Boofdad would simply excuse himself as "being too drunk" or "accidentally sending the nudes to the wrong person due to his big boof paws" before cutting said victim off from all his networks to avoid being exposed to his other "Boofsons".
- "Oh, man, Werethrope sent me a nude again"
- "He must be drunk. He is such a Boofdad"
Boofdad by sebasdiablo69 May 27, 2021
A middle-aged man that farts in public without discrimination.

Derived from the slang 'Boof' for flatulence.
"God Dave, did that man just let one off in public? What a Boofdad."
Boofdad by noodles. October 30, 2020
A father who is addicted to weed, and would rather shove rolls of the stuff up his own ass rather than spoken like a decent human being
Jim: aren’t you a father,

Tim: yea so what, got a problem with that
Jim: ok Boofdad
Boofdad by anonymous October 30, 2020
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