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An utterance said out of anger or more likely frustration, it's a mixture of the word "booby" and then "cons", but has absolutly no relation to the word "con"... ya can't con boobys.
(A driver just made a wrong turn at a wrong intersection.)

"Ah! Suck my boobycons!"

(A man drops a wrench on his foot.)

"You fuckin' boobycon!"
Boobycon by Ker Bear July 29, 2005
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bootyconsumer.exe 

The funny guy on Instagram that is sexy and posts funny memes to the public
"Yo do you follow bootyconsumer.exe on Instagram?" "Yeah I heard he has a huge cock and he's so funny!"

Hanging Gardens of Boobylon. 

That magical moment when a woman is naked and she leans forward and her breasts are hanging down. Defying the laws of gravity found in any other situation of breast viewing.
She lent over, on all fours - oh mate, her breasts were just hanging there like The 8th Wonder of the World... The Hanging Gardens of Boobylon.

bootycondriactism 

the medical condition of grabbing someone's booty by accident
I accidentally grabbed her booty because I have bootycondriactism
bootycondriactism by @ngelo August 14, 2011

boobycock 

the art of sliding your penis up and down in between a girls tits.
tittie fucking and whores
boobycock by lenzshocker November 30, 2004

Boobydon't 

That chick has huge boobydon'ts
Boobydon't by Rico69 November 4, 2016

boobycooch 

oh my god, it’s boobycooch!
boobycooch by mme1 December 12, 2023