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A milk producing gland that may stay small or get large. Basically, a fatty gland that's pale because it's always under a bathing suit that has an areola and a nipple on it. Males have pecs, but only fat males can have moobs, or man boobs. Boobs may sag like many Africans' boobs. They can also be lifted upright, etc.

*Big boobs are better to look at, but small boobs are better to feel.
*I am sorry but fat boobs don't count.

*If you are female and lack boobs, it's okay if you have a nice butt.
"Woah, you don't have boobs anymore, you have utters!"

"If only we could all go naked and then the color of our boobs would match the rest of our body!"
by Mental Muscle January 04, 2012
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things that guys like to play with
excuse me, can I touch your boobs?
by D-nutz January 11, 2003
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a womens sex tool to make men do what she wants them to do
I'll show you my boobs if you buy me the concert tickets I wanted
by me April 19, 2003
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(.)(.)-regular ( . )( . )-fat (.) (.)-cleavedge (^)(^)-perkey ( y )-nipleless \./\./-gramma (#)(#)-milked (*)(*)-bitten
by fuck a dog April 15, 2003
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God's most lovely creation.
Boobs are boobs!
by Stratta May 13, 2003
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large things that men like to touch, play with, and talk about.
Did you touch her boobs, or what?
by D-nutz January 11, 2003
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Things that guys love and cant resist
Oh baby can i touch your Boobs?!
by anonymous February 07, 2003
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Things that make guys and the occasional chick do whatever the bearer of them wishes. They can bring great power and pleasure to whoever owns them, depending on how good they look.
Boobs, Hooters, Honkers, Magumbos, Mounds, Melons, Breasts, Funbags, Tits, Waterbags, Happy sacs, sweater cows, rack, chest.
"That chick has a nice rack"
"From the look of your sweater cows your doing fine"
"I didnt realize this was a party til I saw your funbags"
" Hooters a restaurant based on Hooters"
by enigma pie September 09, 2005
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