*Big boobs are better to look at, but small boobs are better to feel.
*I am sorry but fat boobs don't count.
*If you are female and lack boobs, it's okay if you have a nice butt.
"If only we could all go naked and then the color of our boobs would match the rest of our body!"
"That chick has a nice rack"
"From the look of your sweater cows your doing fine"
"I didnt realize this was a party til I saw your funbags"
" Hooters a restaurant based on Hooters"