A snatch that is as thick as the jungles of Vietnam. It is no man's land. Anything goes, and every guy for himself. Enter if you dare.
I was going to fuck this bangin chick last night until she bent over and I saw her bonzai pussy. I told her to get that zoo out of my house because the animals that could live in that thing smell like my ass after a fresh shit.
by Anonymous December 22, 2003
In a FPS game when you cook your grenade to the point where you end up blowing yourself up, and one or more of your opponents. It may be the ultimate sacrifice but few people expect you to commit suicide just to get a kill.
Pro: *player runs around corner with grenade in hand
Noob: *player starts to shoot
Pro: "FTW!!!"
BOOM!
Pro: " BONZAI KILL MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"
Noob: *player starts to shoot
Pro: "FTW!!!"
BOOM!
Pro: " BONZAI KILL MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"
by Talks Without Any Thought January 12, 2011
Skiing when there isn't enough snow. Small tree, pine tree and plant tops (which look just like bonzai's) become apparent together with rocks. Generally bonzai skiing designates uggly snow skiing conditions.
Jim: How was the snow skiing last week?
Buddy: Very bad. Few snow, plenty of plants and rocks. Guess we had our share of Bonzai skiing.
Buddy: Very bad. Few snow, plenty of plants and rocks. Guess we had our share of Bonzai skiing.
by Frankitou January 9, 2012
My girlfriend was a thirsty bonzai.
by Chris D.L. June 7, 2007
The extream version of being "stoned out of your tree" Think big stone, little tree, therefore really bloody high.
by mangopeach July 26, 2005
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