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1.
Bonscuzi: an excuse with a positive aspect to it
Exhausted, John gave her the bonscuzi that he needed some sleep.
by TreeLeaves July 10, 2008
 
2.
A legitimate and truthful excuse.
We found that TJ's excuse was a bonscuzi; his dog really had eaten his homework.
by Blu J July 21, 2008