bonobo

Folowing a filthy simian with felatio or cunnilingus.

Do you have any mouthwash? I just finished a round of the filthy simian with some bonobo action if you know what I'm saying....

by jgogs April 3, 2007

Bonobo

A monster that live in bamboo forests and has red eyes. It's chest is open and if you look at it in its eyes it will hunt you down

Oh no the Bonobo monster is coming

by Hdgehkrkrjje April 30, 2022

Bonobo

Verb or noun. Engaging in animalistic sex. Rubbing genitals frequently in a frenzied state.

Let's go back to my place and do the bonobo.

I'm going to bonobo the sh%t out of you.

by Pushpuppy February 26, 2014

Boosted Bonobo

A Boosted Bonobo is a person that is incapable of completing the simplest of task. It is often associated with NightBlue3 as he is known to be the biggest Bonobo of them all.

Hahahaha your such a Boosted Bonobo

by M8Damon October 14, 2016

Sticky bonobo

A sticky bonobo is when your penis is glazed with sperm

Imma beat my meat till I have a sticky bonobo

by Shshshdjsjsdndnddn September 30, 2019

bonobo

An old man or woman with crusty and disgusting features. Usually people that look like they never bathe or look like they have been beaten down by a baseball bat.

"Look at that crusty bonobo!"
"You freeken' bonobo!"

by grenada February 20, 2007

Bonobo Warfare

Idea that conflicts should be resolved in the way that they are solved in bonobo society, which is entirely through sexual contact.

Bonobos screw gratuitously; males and males, females and females, adults and children. It replaces violence with sex, as opposed to normal Chimpanzees, which fight much in the way humans do.

According to the Bonobo Warfare theory, missiles would essentially be the same shape, but their function would be somewhat different.

by Harry S. Truman September 22, 2004