Bonkus

Used when something is crazy or cool and can be used instead of poggers

Joe: yo that was so poggers am I right?

Chad: don’t you mean bonkus?

by Epicgamer January 10, 2021

Bonkus

a very unusual alien with a very big head, long arms, short legs and claw hands.

also used as describing a weird cunt

Holy shit sus the Bonkus

by Honkus Bonkus November 6, 2018

bonkus

a large bonkus

Hey, that's a big o'l bonkus you got there.

by saucesaucesauce January 17, 2014

Wonkus Bonkus

A word that has basically no meaning at all. It just fits in a lot of situations.

James: I hate this place.
Timmy: I know right this is wonkus bonkus

by jimmy 445 January 11, 2021

Thicc bonkus

A thicc spiked medieval rolling pin designed to bonk bad beans off the map

Example: "oh my god my friend just got bonked off the map by the thicc bonkus!"

by Buddy pall October 25, 2020

honkus of the bonkus

A sickness or illness, the cause which can either be known or undetermined. eg. - a bad cold, the flu, etc.

"I won't be coming for a visit, I have honkus of the bonkus."

by OldCoot54 October 8, 2011

bonkus of the konkus

When you get hit on the head, bonked on the cranium. Hyperbolically, when your brain is scrombled and you're somehow out of commission. Originally from a Popeye comic panel.

Poor Popeye has bonkus of the konkus. Olive Oyl fainted when she heard the sad news.

by KidSister94 April 24, 2023