Bonkeroni 

Somebody who is a little bit bonkers to a major extent. Someone who is Bonkeroni has a high chance to like girls under the age of 7.
So you.

You: "Mum your a little bit bonkeroni today"
Mum: "you fucking ungrateful little whore"

Bonkeroni by Funny Bonkeroni Man November 21, 2021

bonkering

Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".

he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger

bonkering by Bonkering December 2, 2014

Bonkering Mad 

Noun to describe a person who is absolutely bunkering insane mad crazy nuts.

Did you see Steve jump through that 57th floor window, do a back flip and land on a uni cycle and ride off into the sunset? He's bonkering mad that man.

Bonkering Mad by GODSLEFTHAND May 14, 2014

bonerboning 

when something happens that instantly takes away a boner.

yo i got longshotted with a throwing knife in cod yesterday and i was doin nice too. it was so bonerboning.

bonerboning by JB177 March 25, 2010

Bonerocity 

Bonerocity is the terminal velocity that a boner can travel. Usually around 1 through 2 centimeters per second. Used primarily in the Bonerocity formula (P+J)=(B/C) to figure out the minimum nut time. P=Peter Size J= Jerkin or average time spent jerking a week. B=bonerocity C=Clean up time.

example... boy: "hey, my parents are gone, lets do the dirty deed. Girl: "I thought they were only going to be gone for 5 minutes?" boy: "Perfect my Bonerocity is a speedy 0.7 CM/S and with a 30 second clean up time, leaves me more then enough time to get a nut." girl: "perfect"

Bonerocity by Daddy Dingus Dude May 10, 2016

bonkersnockers 

When everything and everybody is so outta control that you can't think. Common when young children are involved.

What is going on here? I left for five minutes and everything has gone bonkersnockers.

bonkersnockers by geekaz01d January 5, 2019

Bonersniffer 

A gay person who is an annoying thot

Damn you’re such a bonersniffer right now

Bonersniffer by FreezyOnUD February 19, 2020