Boner Race

A contest in which 2 or more people see who can achieve an erection first without visual or physical stimulation. These contests are generally announced at random and proven simply by showing the bulge in the pants. A boner race can not be announced if a contestant already has an erection. All contestants must start completely flaccid (this is of course based on the honor system). Cheating is grounds for immediate disqualification from all future boner races. The integrity of the sport must be upheld.

Initiator: I declare a boner race!

(time passes)

Winner: I win! Check out that hog!

Boner Race by JD Millions March 15, 2011

Bonerface 

The nickname handed to Jimmy Canning by Shaun Garret in reference to the latters set of comics written from 2005-2007 and published on the internet.

The name refers to a person with a very thin form, but a very noticeable nose implying a boner on their face.

"Oi! Bonerface, get over here now!"

"O!"

Bonerface by CallumWid October 10, 2009

Bonerface 

N. A name for someone who has an attractive face, but has an unattractive body.

Father - If you want to get a girl, make sure she is neither a butterface, nor bonerface.

Bonerface by Dreestith April 23, 2011