The most venomous type of snake in the universe. The potency in a single drop of the venom has the power to decimate Jupiter 5 times (or half of your mother). The only thing that can kill this creature is a wild boar on copious amounts of French cocaine, or an extremely buttery corndog.
Guy 1: I'm going to the swamp today to go hunting.
Guy 2: Watch out for Bone Cobblers.
by Buck Jay June 21, 2021
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