The holiest cheese lord to ever grace this word, nothing more holy. His fatness is the greatest thing to human and dwarf kind. People bow down and worship the cult of Bombur while feeding him cheese. He demands an audience with all, wishing to one day engulf the world in his fatty goodness...one day he will eat and eat and eat and devour all existence until the entire world lives inside his belly, under the mercy of his fatness...with the only Bombur floating through the vast nothingness...
by Lord Fat April 18, 2020