Bolea 

1.The person in every group of people who as the tendency to fuck everything up.
2. the Art of messing shit up royally

1.Man, we wouldn't have gotten pulled over if hadn't mooned that cop, you're such a bolea.
2.That car was so bolead, the wheel fell off goin down the road.

Bolea by Quevyn January 6, 2008

bleachella 

a phase that Taylor Swift went through back in 2016 where she bleached her blonde hair. it was a temporary look that Taylor herself now looks back on and cringes at, as she reveals in the April 2019 Elle US magazine.

“Dude, did you see the pics of Taylor Swift at Coachella?”
“Yeah, that’s when she was going through the bleachella phase.”

bleachella by halhan March 6, 2019

bleached hams 

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.

Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.

bleached hams by TIA1776 January 19, 2013

Bleach my eyes 

When you see something or someone disturbing or unholy, you bleach you eyes

I just saw something unholy on Urban Dictionary.

Pass my some, I need to bleach my eyes

Bleach my eyes by * bleep* October 5, 2020

bleach 

the beverage in which is usually consumed when listening to jacob sartorius' song 'sweatshirt', but the song is so bad you better hurry before it drinks itself.

"Hey, let's listen to Jacob's new song sweatshirt!"
"Sorry, I can't I've ran out of bleach."

bleach by petrude02 June 26, 2016

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Here's some bleach 

Another way to say "kill yourself"

Brentley: " Bro, I broke the bong."
Chard: "Here take this."
Brentley: "What's this?
Chard: "some bleach, kill yourself."

Here's some bleach

Here's some bleach by Captainmeeks April 30, 2014