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A man who has a bald head but also has a hot bod.
"Man that guy is such a slaphead, but damn he's got a fit body. What a boisson".
Boisson by Carnage82 February 15, 2009
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To give a long, pointless rant to someone of superior knowledge to yourself, all the while never looking them in the eyes and being continually hypocritical.
I brissoned Jake and he didn't know if I was being serious or not.

My boss keeps brissoning me, so I don't listen to a word she says.

I tried to brisson her back, but it's like her native language!

She brissioned the hell out of her subordinates at a weekly meeting.
Brisson by Ryan Tacker February 9, 2009

Matthew Bisson 

A total dickhead in my class who always pisses me off and who i Vow to take revenge on all of his family and everything he loves.
Once Matthew Bisson had pissesed me off for the last time, i burnt down his house and murdered all of his family
Matthew Bisson by Mr Picekle May 12, 2019
bosson

Guy without commonsense, that tries to hard to help and always is the guy messing up no matter what.
Also has no clue of anything, wears goofy thick glasses and always has to have opinion and has to hop into everyones coversation, also has experienced everything in life that no other man will or has experienced.
Oh damn man I've been bossoned
bosson by Stu pidaso May 31, 2018
a person who thinks he knows everything but actually does! and is very mean
that a real bisson
bisson by vzxcvzxv March 8, 2017

bissonette 

A french last name that can be spelt in a ton of different ways. If you have the last name bissonette you are either really athletic or really intelligent. Spellings could be: bissonet, bissonnette, bisonnette, bissonette, bissonnet, bisonet, bisonnet, bisonette, bizanet, bizanette, and more.
the bissonette family has the best athletes and smartest people in it!!!!
bissonette by sportslol October 25, 2015

Bossonance 

To be largely renound for being a complete boss with something more than ultimate swagger generating off of you at all times.
Wow I wish I had bossonance like you.
Bossonance by jj2211 June 14, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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