Boiled Fart 

(Must be done while taking a shower, in tandem)

With your significant other in the shower with you, place your hand under your ass crack, in such a manner that you cup a handful of water against your Puckered Starfish.

Then, fart into the handful of water; this is the boil fart.

Throw it in your significant others face.

(man in the shower with girlfriend)

Boyfriend: Hey honney?
Girlfriend (with back to man): Yes, sweety. *turns around*
Boyfriend: EAT THIS!

*throws boiled fart into girlfriends face
*boyfriend laughs
*boyfriend finds a new apartment

Boiled Fart by Bumslaw March 3, 2010

boiled egg fart 

A fart so putrid and smelly that it resembles the smell of a boiled egg when it is cut open. This type of fart lingers and is usually a hot type of fart that smells like a platter of deviled eggs at a picnic.

mike: "uuuunnhhhh( groans as he is farting on the toilet) ewwww man...that smells like a boiled egg fart"!

boiled egg fart by toilet humor guy September 11, 2013