by God of family-friendliness December 13, 2021
nicname for Miller Light, named after Baseball Hall Of Famer Wade Boggs who once drank 78 Miller Lights on a Boston to LA flight
by Omega_Man January 17, 2011
Invented in the mid 90 as a by-product of the handjob, a sexual favor in which a man's penis is manually stimulated by another person using only their left hand upside down aka "a backwards lefty"
A friend of mine asked me to stop at the bank and deposit some money for him, so I said I'd make the deposit in exchange for a Wade Boggs on Tuesday night and he counter-offered me a hand gallop on Wednesday, which I happily accepted.
by Kano4545 August 5, 2019
The drinking equivalent of an Iron Man competition. Those who undertake the Wade Boggs Challenge attempt to drink 2 cases of beer (30 packs or you fuck off) and eat a bucket of fried chicken in a 24 hour period.
Tyler and Adam attempted the Wade Boggs Challenge at the lake. After the ensuing boating accident, their bodies were burned as part of their Viking funeral.
by The King of the Forrest June 25, 2012
The beer equivalent of an Iron Man Triathlon (except far more impressive). An individual attempts the Wade Boggs Challenge by trying to drink 70 beers in a 24 hour period. As extra credit, one can attempt to consume an entire rotisserie chicken to boot.
Tommy, may he Rest In Peace, completed the Wade Boggs Challenge in 2007 and is thus entitled to a Viking funeral in which his body is burned on an adrift warship.
by Dr. Girthquake February 27, 2019
The drinking equivalent of an Iron Man Triathlon (except far more impressive). Completed by drinking 70 beers over a 24 hour period. (As extra credit, one can attempt to eat an entire rotisserie chicken to boot).
Tommy, may he Rest In Peace, completed the Wade Boggs Challenge In ‘07. Thus, he is legally entitled to a Viking funeral in which his body is burned on an adrift warship.
by Dr. Girthquake February 27, 2019
by Jam2033 April 4, 2017