The usual piece of shit who thinks that he is a valuable member of society for leaning out of his beaten up vehicle, (Because he lacks class, and the knowhow to get a job, and thus a higher quality car than a beaten up Ford Falcon which sounds similar to a lawn mower) and screaming out "GO SON!"
Other phrases apparently evident are such terms as: "C'mon Son, You're not HARD enough!". These sexist and somewhat smelly individuals can be seen anywhere in a Pub, boasting about how drunk they got the week before. The only danger that a Bogan will ever encounter is one involving drowing in his own vomit, yet despite all evidence, some favourable qualities must be apparent to some people. These people are clearly Boganettes, and love to be abused by sexist, chauvanistic, sport loving, unintelligent, and overall stupid men. Australian society has taken a downfall, and the Bogan population are the "image" that is often represented as Aussie Culture. Well, this misconseption can be set straight, get these beer-swiggers of our continent, they are of no value.
Other phrases apparently evident are such terms as: "C'mon Son, You're not HARD enough!". These sexist and somewhat smelly individuals can be seen anywhere in a Pub, boasting about how drunk they got the week before. The only danger that a Bogan will ever encounter is one involving drowing in his own vomit, yet despite all evidence, some favourable qualities must be apparent to some people. These people are clearly Boganettes, and love to be abused by sexist, chauvanistic, sport loving, unintelligent, and overall stupid men. Australian society has taken a downfall, and the Bogan population are the "image" that is often represented as Aussie Culture. Well, this misconseption can be set straight, get these beer-swiggers of our continent, they are of no value.
Human: Excuse me sir, may I have a light beer?
Bogan: C'mon son, what's wrong with ya?
Human: I beg you're pardon?
Bogan: You're not HARD enough!
Human: What does that even mean? How does drinking a light beer establish an inferiority of any kind?
*At this point the Bogan becomes confused and resorts to violence, beating the human to the ground*
Is't it ironic how intelligence makes you a dumbass...
Bogan: C'mon son, what's wrong with ya?
Human: I beg you're pardon?
Bogan: You're not HARD enough!
Human: What does that even mean? How does drinking a light beer establish an inferiority of any kind?
*At this point the Bogan becomes confused and resorts to violence, beating the human to the ground*
Is't it ironic how intelligence makes you a dumbass...
by Bogan loather #9, 999, 999 September 9, 2005
A mystical creature. Sports a mullet or similar gay hairstyle and a handlebar moustache or beard. Wears a flanny that doesn't fit, singlet, ugg boots, thongs, vfl league shorts, ripped jeans, AC/DC shirts and/or gay sunnies. Big beer belly. Often seen with a meat pie and VB in a holden swearing, "orh, ya farkin karnt! get outta me way! me sheila made dinnar and arm farkin starvin mate! the footys on in 5 minutes! i gotta get 'ome befor me sheila drinks me beer and smokes me ciggies mate!" Their religion is Cricket and GayFL and Holdens and Fords. When calm talks about shit no one cares about like his twin turbo and some Indian guy he saw the other day or watches GayFL. Will soon enrage him after Collingwood loses by 87 points. Stand in his way and you're a goner. Terrible accent. When rent of the flat is overdue by two weeks, he allows the landlord a night with his "sheila" or daughter.
Human 1: Who's that ugly kid with the mullet and freckles?
Human 2: I think that's a bogan.
Bogan: Orh, hay mate. Watch the footy last noight?
Human 1: We don't watch primitive sports. Sorry.
Bogan: Whaarrt!! I crashed in ta this plaice ta torlk about boegarn shiat!! And whaarts warshe, no VB!!
Human 2: I think that's a bogan.
Bogan: Orh, hay mate. Watch the footy last noight?
Human 1: We don't watch primitive sports. Sorry.
Bogan: Whaarrt!! I crashed in ta this plaice ta torlk about boegarn shiat!! And whaarts warshe, no VB!!
by sydney fc sucks_ November 20, 2010
The most common picture of a bogan is: with a tatty black hat, either on their head or rolled up in their back pocket, a shoulder length mullet, a black muscle tee with what they call 'artful' rips and tears, tight black jeans, worn away at the knees, steel capped boots, which have seen too many years of use, so the leather has worn away and you can see the rusty metal underneath. They can either be very tanned, or pale, this is a sign of whether they spends their time working on their 1980s Holden in their garage, or on their front lawn. If you cannot find them working on their car, this is because their wife has pulled them away from it, and in this case they can be found lounging on their tatty couch, watching rugby/cricket, with a beer in one hand, remote in the other, and somehow juggling this so they can scratch their gut, groin or head. Please note that all their clothing is black, either because they were bought this way, or because after the multitude of years that they have been used they are to grease and oil stained to look any different. In New Zealand, you can generally find Bogans in either the Hutt Valley or West Auckland
by asdfreii March 21, 2004
Australian Slang meaning redneck... but different. So you know those guys that listen to guns and roses wear flanos and have a mullet and handle bar moustache thats a bogan
by FaroutBrusselsprout2 April 14, 2008
Bogan can be used in different contexts. Theres the lower life scum with bad/limited education, wife beater etc.. and there's the metalhead. A bogan is a metal head. Someone who listens to dimmu borgir etc. They genreally dress to such extend too.
by Darkness_Belongs September 28, 2010
A bogan is an individual, usually of a lower class background who possess very little respect for women, children, their socio-economic superiors or the tax-payer.
These despicable and useless human beings, if indeed such a term is relevant or even warranted, have acquired unwarranted notoriety for their heavy consumption of cheap bourbon, beer (often Victoria Bitter), rum and cigarettes such as Winfield Blue (Winnie Blues), Escort Red (Eccie Reds) and in some cases, Super Kings.
They are also known for possessing an early model Holden Commodore or Ford Falcon in unroadworthy condition, often parked out the front of Government Housing. On the topic of Government Housing, sitting on the front porch, there is often a disgusting old couch on which the bogan will consume unsafe amounts of aforementioned alcohol, cigarettes and marijuana.
These repulsive people, if not found participating in one or more activities in the previous paragraph, are often at the pub, the tobacconist or at another bogan's unbelievably humble abode (Government Housing). On other occasions, they may be found in a Centrelink queue arguing with the staff as to why his payments have ceased, or having a domestic dispute with his dearly beloved (bashing the missus).
Often these impoverished individuals possess new electronic equipment such as a Playstation 3, XBOX 360 and a Plasma Screen Television, the reason for which may be simply explained by pointing out that bogans spend the Baby Bonus on this nifty equipment instead of the baby. This is about to change, thanks to our Federal Government...
These despicable and useless human beings, if indeed such a term is relevant or even warranted, have acquired unwarranted notoriety for their heavy consumption of cheap bourbon, beer (often Victoria Bitter), rum and cigarettes such as Winfield Blue (Winnie Blues), Escort Red (Eccie Reds) and in some cases, Super Kings.
They are also known for possessing an early model Holden Commodore or Ford Falcon in unroadworthy condition, often parked out the front of Government Housing. On the topic of Government Housing, sitting on the front porch, there is often a disgusting old couch on which the bogan will consume unsafe amounts of aforementioned alcohol, cigarettes and marijuana.
These repulsive people, if not found participating in one or more activities in the previous paragraph, are often at the pub, the tobacconist or at another bogan's unbelievably humble abode (Government Housing). On other occasions, they may be found in a Centrelink queue arguing with the staff as to why his payments have ceased, or having a domestic dispute with his dearly beloved (bashing the missus).
Often these impoverished individuals possess new electronic equipment such as a Playstation 3, XBOX 360 and a Plasma Screen Television, the reason for which may be simply explained by pointing out that bogans spend the Baby Bonus on this nifty equipment instead of the baby. This is about to change, thanks to our Federal Government...
Dazza: "Hey, great news Shaz, we got our f**ken Baby Bonus, time to buy a Plasma Screen TV!"
Robbo: "Oi Luv, ya still awake?"
Shaz: "Shut the f**k up you little c**t, you're not having that chocolate!" then proceeds to assault the child in question.
Mick-o: "Check out me Holden, mate, it's real hard bogan!"
Robbo: "Oi Luv, ya still awake?"
Shaz: "Shut the f**k up you little c**t, you're not having that chocolate!" then proceeds to assault the child in question.
Mick-o: "Check out me Holden, mate, it's real hard bogan!"
by Middle Class Gentleman February 21, 2009
A stinky, dirty, red-nosed, can picking, bike stealing, oldsmobile robbing, EXCO wearing, welfare cheating, knife toting, lysol chugging, indian mainly from Saskatchewan Canada, specifically high concentrations in north central Regina. Quite possibly the lowest form of life I've ever come across ...be very careful when travelling to these areas as the bogans may appear hilarious but they will rob you in an instant. Note - this definition is not racist just a very accurate account of our home town thugs. See also pelletier (many of them have this as a last name).
by The Martell Family February 6, 2005