Bog Watch 

When a phantom person with turd issues, keeps filling the bowl every five minutes and clogging the toilets. You have to employ someone on 'Bog watch' to catch the culprit in action.

"Damn someone filled the bowl up again.......Scam, your on Bog Watch today"

Bog Watch by Nathan Madpig July 18, 2006

bog watcher 

One who hangs about the public men's rooms in hopes of anonymous gay sex.

Fat, smelly, Cumbrian pikey homosexual called Ardon.

Hide the pies, and tighten yer belts, Boys, here comes bog watcher!

bog watcher by Kenny Roberts July 9, 2006

bogwatch 

A girl with a nice body but ugly face

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch Bogwatch

That bird is such a bogwatch

bogwatch by Adsa June 26, 2007