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When a phantom person with turd issues, keeps filling the bowl every five minutes and clogging the toilets. You have to employ someone on 'Bog watch' to catch the culprit in action.
"Damn someone filled the bowl up again.......Scam, your on Bog Watch today"

by Nathan Madpig July 18, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A girl with a nice body but ugly face

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch Bogwatch
That bird is such a bogwatch
by Adsa June 04, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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