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johannes bogaards 

Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.
"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"

Lisanne Bogaard 

A Dutch Poprock singer. Also plays the instruments guitar, bassguitar and contrabass.
Lisanne Bogaard is so HOT!
Lisanne Bogaard by Vonniee1 October 17, 2007

lisanne boogaard

A Dutch Poprock singer. Also plays the instruments guitar, bassguitar and contrabass
Lisanne Boogaard is so HOT!
lisanne boogaard by vonniee1 September 16, 2007

baekgaard 

Someone with a false sense of ability and competence.
Wow Brian is so clueless, what a baekgaard.
baekgaard by Mike-yourmom-jones January 6, 2021

bisgaard 

Typical white overweight girl that thinks she is hot, but in reality is not.
Yikes bro, that fine bitch you were talking about is a bisgaard.
bisgaard by Lucky0007 March 15, 2022

lisanne boogaard

A Dutch Poprock singer. Also plays the instruments guitar, bassguitar and contrabass
Lisanne Boogaard is so HOT!
lisanne boogaard by vonniee October 17, 2007