Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.
"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"
by Yasho1984 May 28, 2014