A bodhi is a large floating turd.

Formed from a typically vegan diet of plant based pretend meat. A buoyant shit that has no meaty weight to help it to the bottom of the pan.

A bodhi will never flush, it rides the flush like a wave.
I just dumped out a bodhi, that shit won't flush!
by SquishyNipple January 9, 2022
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Bodhi is a dude that likes black boys willys inside of him and he enjoys it very much. he usually has servere autism and cant do anything for him self because he is so fat he cant move. no one likes him. and he doesnt even have a dick. its so small its in the record book!
I hope that bodhi kid hangs himself not gunna lie, hes so fat holy!
by June 22, 2023
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school where ther are bitchy students like me
Hey u go maha bodhi school ah
yes and im a nerd
by megangat August 22, 2022
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A "Bodhi Coleman" is a piss poor oat who fucks society in all its ways.
Jack: Did you watch Jimmy Neutron last night.
James: Yeh I did, what about that piss poor oat like creature called Carl.
Jack: Yeah hes a "Bodhi Coleman"
by ForeheadNUMBER1 November 19, 2012
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One of a kind and the hottest person in the room, sweet, caring a bit of a player but very loyal. Won't ever hurt anyone u less they deserve it. He is also very good sexually and can please you in many ways.Overall the greatest creation by God and definitely a keeper.
by TheGodBabyMaker March 25, 2018
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