1) The Winter Olympics event otherwise known as 'tea tray race', to see who can go fastest down a track head first on a toboggan.
2) Russel Brand and Noel Fielding's goth detective, made up after a question about the Olympic event on 'Big Fat Quiz of the Year' 2006. Goth Detectives was used as their quiz team name on Big Fat Quiz 2007.
1) Competing in bob skeleton? Are you suicidal?
2) I wanna see them make a series of Bob Skeleton's adventures!
Noel Fielding's goth detective alias, partner to Russell "Macabre de Coiffure" Brand.
Bob Skeleton and Macabre de Coiffure would get the job done, if they weren't so bloody miserable.