When you take a dump, wipe your butt, and as you stand up, but before you flush you have one last turd that needs to be squeezed out, and it ends up floating on top of the toilet paper out of the water.
Steve: 'Dude, what took you so long in there?'
John:' Man, just when I thought I was finished, I had a Cuban Boat Ride'
John:' Man, just when I thought I was finished, I had a Cuban Boat Ride'
by Zombies are my Autism July 11, 2009
Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.
e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"
Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"
Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"
by flushawaytpp March 5, 2019
by Cinderblock September 21, 2014
A sexual maneuver where one party wraps another party's face with seran wrap then proceedes to defecate upon that party's face.
Joey said it would be cool to go on a glass bottom boat ride with Michael, but soon changed his mind after he saw the seran wrap in Michael's hand.
by Kodiak June 15, 2003
Derived from the phallic appearance of the yellow tubes carrying riders pulled by a boat that look like giant bananas. Thus a banana boat ride can be a euphemism for sex. Ergo, slang for sex with a Mexican man, usually associated with a tourist in Mexico having sex with a local man on vacation
While on vacation in Mexico, James invited Ricardo back to his hotel room for a Mexican banana boat ride.
by napajoe December 6, 2017
“I don’t know what Scarface was complaining about, I got a Mariel Boat Ride last night and it was awesome!”
by Gaysofthunder69 January 26, 2020
the act of applying plastic wrap to your partners face then proceeding to urinate upon said partners face
by 475tet September 1, 2010