Either man our woman after one night stand, unknowingly has wallet /purse stolen. 24 hours later pusslump and scabyo surface near genitals. Approximately one week later balls start to resemble jerkysack. At this time Dr is consoled. Best friend finds Dr paperwork in truck and friend comes clean having to dutybrown about the dirty whore who stole money and destroyed his/hers genital skin.
I'm not going in that bar, I heard that's where Chris was Bo Pelini'ed.........