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Blueplate 

A handicapped driver with a blue handicapped placard on the license plate or dangling from the rear view mirror.

These are usually overly cautious elderly drivers, who drive very, very slow, still manage to swerve in their lane and brake unexpectedly for no reason.

The blueplate placard may be accompanied by stuffed animals placed near the rear windshield.
So Im already late for my appointment and of course I get stuck behind a fucking blueplate!
Blueplate by DatPurpleStuff November 20, 2009
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blueflamewolf 

Can be used as a proper noun when capitalized (Blueflamewolf) or as a verb.
The noun can indicate someone who has lost all touch with reality through increased involvement in their fanfic, usually resulting in self-inserts in fics the author honestly believes to be true, usually due to psychic powers on the author's part. Such a person may sometimes amass a small cult following on certain fanfiction archive sites, such as fanfiction.net. The verb form may be used to indicate the process of becoming or the continuing existence as a Blueflamewolf.
The word's etymology comes from the screenname of the first of its kind.
"Sheila's such a Blueflamewolf. She actually scratched my eyes out the other day when I told her that The Phantom of the Opera/Legolas/Willy Wonka/Darth Vader wasn't real. I'm blind now."

OR

"Sheila, you've got to stop blueflamewolfing like this! We suggest you seek intensive therapy. Gigi's blind because of you!"

OR

"Sheila's obviously blueflamewolfing. It's like Sylvia Browne on crack while listening to Andrew Lloyd Webber!"
blueflamewolf by TheBard May 3, 2006

BlueWatered 

The act of failing to follow-through on the deployment of a very large and expensive supercomputer, potentially due to insufficient budgeting and technical review.

The term is a reference to IBM's withdrawal from the NSF/UIUC/NCSA contract to build the Blue Waters supercomputer due to the excessive cost of the final design relative to the contract value.
We better make sure that the machine we try to buy can actually be built for that price, otherwise we'll get BlueWatered.
BlueWatered by BigNerd February 20, 2014

Blue Plate Special 

A sexual act involving three people where one person gives a man a blowjob while another person gives the man a rimjob, at the same time.
Dennis said he wanted a threesome, I propose we give him the blue plate special.
Blue Plate Special by rmc79 October 4, 2012

bluewatermelon 

Father of many children from unidentified mothers. has a support system of aunts to help him shirk his fatherly duties off on.
Papa Bluewatermelon is amazing
bluewatermelon by Time Devil October 31, 2020

BlueFlareBros 

A twitch streamer with over 1000 followers at the time of me typing this.He plays game and let his discord vote a game on Friday this event is called Fan Vote Friday (FVF for short)
Blue mainly plays Minecraft on his minigame or on countless of realm he plays sometimes he plays Roblox
OMG OMG, BlueFlareBros is streaming minecraft!!!!!!!

Bluewater Entertainment 

The unwanted turd backsplash on your fruit basket from shitting in a port-o-potti
I had some cheese curds at the county fair and they ran right through me. Off to the port-o-pottis for some Bluewater Entertainment.
Bluewater Entertainment by jamslice9 September 26, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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