Whilst at work, typically in the bourbon industry a Bluegrass Hotdog is when a man unbeknownst to him will be sexually assaulted in a break room while on break. Typically the act involves one man sticking his erect penis into another mans butt. Not anal sex per se, the aggressor uses the crease of the butt cheeks and glides up and down said crease in an act of masturbation resembling a hot dog in a bun. When the act is finished a “relish” is created and the perpetuator usually in some form yells BLUEGRASS HOTDOG, GETCHYA BLUEGRASS HOTDOGS HERE!
Tom: “god my butt is killing me.”
Lin: “what on earth, why?!?”
Tom: “well I thought I was going to have a nice peaceful lunch break, and Rory came in and gave me a bluegrass hotdog.”
Lin: “what on earth, why?!?”
Tom: “well I thought I was going to have a nice peaceful lunch break, and Rory came in and gave me a bluegrass hotdog.”
by TheGreatTraceOfBuffalo January 18, 2023