Blue-Years Balls 

Like "Blue Balls" (the dreaded male condition found here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blue+balls)...only on New Years Eve when that one girl you have been doing questionable things with all night suddenly loses interest due to a) passing out b) forgetting your name c) finding an un-popped popper or d) something or someone better than your drunk ass.

"Bro, Jenny and I were totally about to hook up for real when she trailed off talking about Gossip Girl and passed out! Now I have to go deal with my Blue-Years Balls....weak start to the New
Year dude."

Blue-Years Balls by fro dude January 1, 2009