BOC fan:"After listening to a few albums I have decided to join the Blue Oyster Cult cult. How can I join?"
BOC cultist: "You can pledge your soul to the Blue Oyster Church and they'll send you your complementary Kool-aid.
BOC fan: "Can i just listen to them without making any commitments?
BOC cultist: "I suppose....but you won't get any kool-aid."
BOC cultist: "You can pledge your soul to the Blue Oyster Church and they'll send you your complementary Kool-aid.
BOC fan: "Can i just listen to them without making any commitments?
BOC cultist: "I suppose....but you won't get any kool-aid."
by insertopinionhere[ ] May 14, 2016