Blue Dick

When A Handjob Is Gripped Really Tight And Your Dick Circulation Is Low

"Dont Grab My Dick Too Tight,You're Going To Give Me Blue Dick Trick"

by Psycz760 January 2, 2009

Blue Dicking

The act of giving a blow job with blue pop rocks so as to achieve a fizz pop sensation and turn the aforementioned dick blue.

by Peppy Cleveland January 13, 2011

Blue dick is someone who’s a far left liberal that makes no sense and gets mad at everyone about politics.

Guy 1 - Hey did you talk to billy last night?

Guy 2 - Yeah unfortunately he’s a fuckin blue dick.

by Sabel the Bull January 17, 2020

And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.

“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”

by Femalechad January 27, 2021

A dick that isn't the biggest or the best but it shows up on time and gets the job done.

"Hay Cindy, how was last night"
"Well it was okay, not the biggest but it got the job done. You know, blue collar dick"

by AEB for your ass October 8, 2020

I hate Andrew but I guess I will have to deal with it because he's a blue chip dick

by Ib_gh April 24, 2023

the feeling of utter disgust

to feel so sick that it
seems as though
you may be in pain

after a night of hardcore partying

Man I feel like a bucket of blue ball dicks.