Invented by Melissa Page, the Blue Bruise is the greatest vodka drink ever consumed in the northern hemisphere. Contents: Lime vodka, sprite, and blue raspberry kool- aid (Must be made prior to mixing.) The name 'blue bruise' refers to the bruises one receives afer consuming multiple blue bruises and being pushed into an icy snow bank.
by Tubs Priest December 23, 2008
The soreness a woman has on her crotch after a long session of dry humping when she is wearing blue jeans.
by Crystal Rawls March 2, 2007