Blue Banger

A sex practice:
1) A woman ties a man to a bed with a string around the base of his errect penis to cut off circulation
2) She forces three or four blueberries into the urethra to improve the color
3) She leaves him tied up until his dick becomes rotten and diseased from having no blood supply
4) The woman returns and forces the man's festering dick into her cunt and continues to cram it in until the diseased cock falls apart
5) A group of men then use the hole where the penis used to be for a gangbang

Be careful if you're planning to hook up tonight, you might be in for a Blue Banger

Blue Banger by JuliaSimeone May 30, 2014

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Blue banger

Someone who has a smurf fetish and wants their partner to wear blue body paint when they have sex.

I had to break up with her because she was a blue banger. She always wanted to cover me in blue body paint.

Blue banger by Conor T May 9, 2018

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Banger Blue Balls

When you haven't been to you local party in a long ass time. You get more depressive and sober over time. Only cure: go to a banger.

Dude 1: Bruh, Anthony hasn't thrown a banger in so long.
Dude 2: I know dude, I'm starting to get banger blue balls.
Dude 1: Alright, we are hitting up a banger tonight.

Banger Blue Balls by panfrio January 20, 2018