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An amount of time so great that it is no longer measurable by units of time and is instead measured by units of assness.
I've been sitting in this traffic jam for a long ass time.
by 28MONEYCASHMONEY87 October 01, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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