Blue Balls

When you want some pussy but cant get any.

This story is giving me Blue Balls

by TheDrunkenFROG January 18, 2017

Blue Balls

Something that Taee mate received after not being able to cum while he was getting head by Jaz.

"Fuck you Casty ive got blue balls you cunt"

by RIPTAEE March 23, 2017

Blue Balls

When a guy gets right to the edge (you know 30 seconds later) and tries to guilt you into having sex with him. He can just beat it like he does 5 times a day. Oh please! You can trust me! Don't you love/trust me?

The big liberal man child got blue balls because he didn't finish himself off.

by Hotdonna8 February 26, 2018

Blue Balls

When you fuck a blueberry pie.

Daniel Ahl: screw the apple pie, ill fuck a blueberry pie!
Taylor: why?!
Daniel Ahl: so my wiener and shit will be blue!
Taylor: LMAO! new meaning to blue balls!

by danielahlisbeast! June 27, 2010

Blue Balls

A feeling a man gets when he gets extremely turned on- yet does not do anything to solve the problem. So when the erection goes down- the balls start to swell and pain starts to occur. The pain has been compared to the "Being Sacked" sensation.. Or basically getting hit in the Family Jewels.

You just get a TON of soldiers ready for battle with no cammand to foward- you know?

After 8 hours of long interesting foreplay, my girlfriend had to leave. So with no sex, all i have now are 2 giant blue balls!

by KingMuffin July 8, 2009

Blue Balls

A convenient, well-known and EXTREMELY PAINFUL malady suffered by unsatisfied males. In short, it is psychological trick that a man will use on a woman when he wants to achieve orgasm and she is not putting out. Playing on the compassionate nature of most females, the male will complain of extreme pain in order to bust a nut. When he has been reduced to saying he has “blue balls”, a man will gladly settle for a handjob, though scientific testing has shown that blue balls is most easily remedied through anal sex.

Dude, we were naked and about to fuck and then she gets mental on me and doesn’t want me to think she’s a slut. I told her that I really like and respect her, but when that didn’t work, I played the Blue Balls card. It worked! What a dumb slut.

by Perenium Poker April 17, 2018

Blue Balls

A non-existent condition used by horny teenage boys to gain sympathy with girls to give them sex.

Oh baby, I hurt so much. You're giving me blue balls. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Only you can make me feel better.

by Crack of Don March 24, 2016