Blowjob alley refers to the back row of a movie theater out of sight, out of sound, perfect for giving and receiving head from significant other.
“Hey Colin I saw you at Toy Story 4 last night sitting up in blowjob alley”
“Ya I blew my load when Buzz Lightyear came on screen”
“Ya I blew my load when Buzz Lightyear came on screen”
by Daddy long legs whoa baby July 29, 2019