Blow Donkey 

The act of blowing your load into the nose of a sea donkey (really ugly bitch), who has an allergic reaction to sperm and thus sneezes sperm all over the vicinity.

I didn't know that fuggly bitch was a allergic to my baby batter; was some serious blow donkey action.

Blow Donkey by Gilas Baby August 27, 2008

blow donkey chunks 

to be less than ideal

This party's going to blow donkey chunks.

blow donkey chunks by joanna a. limmet November 25, 2006

donkey blow

When a man is preforming anal sex doggy style and just before he blows his nut he hits his partner in the back of the head knocking them unconcious. The sudden head trauma causes his partners rectal muscle to instantly contract firmly around his penis, adding to the sensation of his orgasim. The name is derived from the donkey's unrulely behavior that will make him suddenly kick someone with seeming pleasure along with the idea of him having a huge penis.

That girl last night said she wanted to get nasty but wouldn't shut up about it, so I gave her the donkey blow and got two birds with one stone.

donkey blow by Simon M. August 10, 2006

blowmonkey 

Meaning one who blows monkeys.

Daniel is good at being a blowmonkey expert.

blowmonkey by Delbert July 18, 2003