Blow Donkey

The act of blowing your load into the nose of a sea donkey (really ugly bitch), who has an allergic reaction to sperm and thus sneezes sperm all over the vicinity.

I didn't know that fuggly bitch was a allergic to my baby batter; was some serious blow donkey action.

Blow Donkey by Gilas Baby August 27, 2008

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blow donkey chunks

to be less than ideal

This party's going to blow donkey chunks.

blow donkey chunks by joanna a. limmet November 25, 2006

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donkey blow

When a man is preforming anal sex doggy style and just before he blows his nut he hits his partner in the back of the head knocking them unconcious. The sudden head trauma causes his partners rectal muscle to instantly contract firmly around his penis, adding to the sensation of his orgasim. The name is derived from the donkey's unrulely behavior that will make him suddenly kick someone with seeming pleasure along with the idea of him having a huge penis.

That girl last night said she wanted to get nasty but wouldn't shut up about it, so I gave her the donkey blow and got two birds with one stone.

donkey blow by Simon M. August 10, 2006

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blowmonkey

Meaning one who blows monkeys.

Daniel is good at being a blowmonkey expert.

blowmonkey by Delbert July 18, 2003

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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