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upside down pineapple cake blow job 

Fellacio performed when one partner lays upside down , on their back with head hanging over the edge of the bed. The other partner inserts his member into the mouth and wha la
upside down pineapple cake blow job begins. Frequently performed in West Kildonan.
I got so ripped at the Legion last week I convinced Hellen
to give me an upside down pineapple cake blow job. It was sweet....

blow cakes

A blow cakes is when ur cooking pancakes when ur getting a blow jay froM ur gf:)
Dam son I was gettin a blow cakes the other day and it was amazing!!
blow cakes by pooter man May 17, 2010

blowcake 

A cake which has previously had candles in it which were blown out with no regard for good hygiene or the fact that we're not 8 years old anymore.
I heard there was cake in the conference room but it's Doron's birthday and they put candles in it and he blew all over it and I sure as hell ain't eating his blowcake.
blowcake by j$.devops April 8, 2011
Breakfast in bed, consisting of pancakes and oral sex. The two need not be enjoyed simultaneously.
"My lover gave me blowcakes this morning. He's amazing!"
"Blowcakes?"
"You know, pancakes and oral."
"Oh... What kind of pancakes?"
"Is that really important?"
"It'd make or break it for me."
"Blueberry, then."
"Ok, I approve."
blowcakes by God of cake January 20, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026