Blotch is thicc fluffin cat with the fattest booty cheeks u have ever seen and gets punished by the 2 inch every single morning and has a stretched asshole because of the 2 inch and now lives on the street with a failed pornstar.
by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020
Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)
Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."
by Joe Bone April 11, 2005
A combination of blood and crotch equals BLOTCH!
Typically utilized in online FPS shooters to bloody ones crotch by repeatedly shooting their crotch until it bleeds.
Typically utilized in online FPS shooters to bloody ones crotch by repeatedly shooting their crotch until it bleeds.
OMG! Did you see Amy's pants, it had one hell of a nasty blotch stain!
After little Timmy beat him down, he followed it up with a humiliating blotch!
After little Timmy beat him down, he followed it up with a humiliating blotch!
by Swap-Meet-Louie July 21, 2009
Prominent discoloration on the glans of the penis. Often occurs due to sunburn, skin cancer, lipstick or a sexually transmitted disease.
Doctor: "Gus, that blotch on your penis is due to a bad case of herpes. Rub this ointment in, and you will feel better".
by Googles September 18, 2004
by CLANK106 March 10, 2010
A name given to a group of women known to gossip. Coined when a user from the Facebook group "Gossip at Home" typed bitches and it was autocorrected to "blotches."
by blotch23 March 19, 2016