Bloopdini 

A hybrid of the bloopy and Houdini. While having sex in the doggystyle position inserting your middle finger deep into a womans ass while spitting on her back to simulate ejaculation, the woman turns around thinking you have orgasmed as well as to get your finger out of her ass, you then give her a warm facial

My girlfriend did not like anal sex or facials so I was forced to give her the Bloopdini

Bloopdini by sandman6373 September 5, 2007

Blowdini 

A very discrete way to describe fellatio. Both men and women can speak of fellatio without the derogatory words used to describe oral sex.

While talking with a group of friends, I casually mentioned that my wife gave me the best blowdini of my life last night.

Blowdini by sfg1ant August 24, 2010

bloodninja 

The screen name for some guy who used to go around asking unsuspecting girls to cyber, and then would gradually piss them off more and more as the conversation went on. His creativeness and unique comedic style is what has turned him into an internet legend.

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

bloodninja by gvb March 23, 2005

bloopin out

out of your mind on cocaine, or in extreme cases, having a stroke

dude, marissa, allyson and michael were in vegas last week totally bloopin out of their minds!

bloopin out by Allyson and Marissa May 21, 2008

Bloodilingus 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman during menstruation, especially without a tampon inserted.

1. Despite his religious beliefs as an Orthodox Jew, Mr Cohenstein indulged his guilty pleasure of bloodilingus with his wife every month.

2. Eyvindur the man-eater has been been able to successfully manage his cannibalistic sexual urges by establishing sexual relationships with menstruating women and performing prolonged and exuberant acts of bloodiligus until his bedroom looks like a murder scene.

Bloodilingus by Professor Scrotenburger November 2, 2008

BloodNinja 

1. The funniest ninja that ever lived. He likes vegetables and knows there is nothing more serious than a rhino staring you down.

1. Blood ninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

BloodNinja by Not Blood Ninja February 1, 2010

bloodin 

acting like a Blood; doing things the way the Bloods would do it.

what are you going to do?

"i'm gonna be bloodin"

or

"I'm bloodin"

bloodin by J BAY BAY October 11, 2007