blondfold 

The tricking of a gullible person. It's like blindfolding, except no blindfold is required because they are so gullible.

"How did she make him think a grapefruit was her mouth?"
"She blondfolded him by telling him it was her mouth and the dumb fuck didn't question it. She also blondfolded him when he caught her with a chick and she said they were practicing wrestling. He bought every bit of it without a second thought! He's so fucking gullible. He's easy to blondfold."

blondfold by rainbowdust919 December 29, 2014

Blondfold 

When you are caught between two blonds, and get folded in between them, which leaves you with no other choice but to fuck your way out

Me: Hey guess what!
Scrub: What?!
Me: Last night I got blondfolded by your twin sisters!
Scrub: OH MY GODAHSDGS

Yo, last night at the club I got blondfolded, IT WAS SICK BRAH!

~alternatively~

I was trying to blondfold last night, but then Wipper showed up! DAMN it!

Blondfold by Swaggmasta October 15, 2009

Clockweight Blindfold

When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.

"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".

Clockweight Blindfold by Woms1 April 20, 2023

Japanese Blindfold 

A well known Japanese wedding custom where the groom sits on the brides head until his anus covers her eyes blinding her from all other potential suitors. This may be accompanied by a Fukushima Release Valve.

That was the most beautiful Japanese Blindfold I've ever seen performed!

Japanese Blindfold by Penis Curtains January 19, 2021

Blindfolded Swan 

While blindfolded you and your partner must make an origami swan with you sexual organs and a piece of paper.

Failure to complete this task will lead to castration with the failed paper swan attempt.

"Im sorry babe we were so close. I really wanted to try the Blindfolded Swan but these paper cuts on my dick are just as bad as castration, so we might as well end it here now."

"Babe I want to try something new. It's called Blindfolded Swan. Wanna try?"

Blindfolded Swan by ShouldWeEvenTryToBeCreatative January 27, 2021

Scottish Blindfold 

When pull down your pants and underwear, you crouch over a girls face, and put each of your balls on the girl's eyes so she cannot see.

"I just gave that blonde a Scottish Blindfold!"

Scottish Blindfold by Man on the ridge August 29, 2011

Beijing Blindfold 

A common term for dental-floss.

Bro, why is Woo-Han squinting so hard?

I don't know man, someone must've put the ol' Beijing Blindfold on em'.

Beijing Blindfold by Joeseph Wildwood October 20, 2023