blondette 

A hair color that is between blond and brunette. Blondettes may consider themselves to be brunette but frequently have others call their hair color blond, resulting in confusion as to what their hair color really is. May also be natural blonde whose hair is going through the darker stages of blond in transition to becoming a brunette.

Does not apply to hair that is dyed with blond and brunette streaks.

Blondettes are frequently called: Dirty Blond, Dark Blond, Light light brunette, sun bleached brunette.

blondette by ThisNarrowRoad September 27, 2005

Blondelay 

A blonde is told a joke...there is a delay in their reaction of understanding of the joke...followed by loud laughter....

In fact this includes any and all subjects/topics that is being discussed where there is a delayed reaction...or understanding.

Blondie was told a joke she did not understand whilst others around her laughed loudly. Obvious to everyone, Blondie had experienced Blondelay.

Blondelay by KDC for KJ January 12, 2008

Blondetta

A beautiful, confident blonde woman who is not defined by the stereotypical ditzy label of society.

They called the blonde woman who rode horses and shoots guns, Blondetta, out of respect for her abilities.

Blondetta by Cow Junkie January 13, 2009

Blondelicious 

A hot blonde that you want to eat up

Check her out, she's blondelicious!

Blondelicious by Andie March 3, 2005

blonderexic 

1. Someone who fears being anything but blonde.

2. Ladies who are addicted to the bleach & highlights.

omg! Look at barbie over there. She's so blonderexic, bleaches her hair like, every week.

blonderexic by ThePoisonApple September 26, 2008

blonderexic 

Being so addicted to bleaching your hair that it's almost white, flat, monochromatic, and burnt to a frizzle.

Vicki Gunvalson from The Real Housewives of Orange County is blonderexic and needs to just shave her head and start over.

blonderexic by Spiral Jacobs August 5, 2008

Blondediet 

1) Food eaten prepared by a Blonde Chef

2) What a Blonde actually eats.

3) Sometimes Slang for Oral Sex on a Blonde with a "hot twat"

Blondediet by Jenny L April 22, 2003