Cockblock-Blocker

A very useful person who blocks any would-be cockblockers.

Brian was forced to find a cockblock-blocker to ensure his chance of getting some action.

by Chai Done October 19, 2009

beaver blocker

the female version of a cup worn in ice hockey. It is flat and slightly curved.

If I don't wear my beaver blocker, I may get a puck to the vagina!

by GCFalcon10 February 16, 2010

pot blocker

Someone who stops a friend from smoking some ganja for any reason except for the police being in the general area.

Joe: "Yo you wanna go smoke?" Bob:"hells yea!" Rob:"Bro you cant you'll regret it" Joe and Bob: "Rob stop being a pot blocker"

by foxinator March 15, 2010

Fuck Blocker

1) Verb: The process of bottlenecking a door or passage in a game, thus screwing the turn economy of allies.
2) Verb: When Elle won't bounce on Steve's long & thin dick.
3) Noun: (Fuck Block-er) Someone or something that regularly causes Fuck Blocking to occur.

1) "Darius is Fuck Blocking the door to the next room! My character is useless now!"
2) "Goddamnit Steve, your dick is too long & thin"
3) "Steve's dick is such a Fuck Blocker, he doesn't even know. Ask his wife."

by OSTBearBnT November 13, 2021

Beater Blocker

A condom....for blocking your beater.

Avoid child support payments, use a beater blocker.

by capcrunch23 March 24, 2011

Cock Blocker

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of two others getting their game on.

The dude and some fine-ass woman were gettin' their game on when KGB showed up fucked up and put his arms around them. He didn't even know he was being a cock blocker

by MrTea6 June 22, 2003

hallway blocker

A fat, slow walking dumbass that waddles like a penguin through the school halways.

That fat ass hallway blocker could keep an entire school on Lockdown, solely by struggling to move his fat ass.

by Genius Christ March 6, 2003