cockage blockage

A. when your orange headed friend gets drunk and throws up all over and calls the girl your about to hook up with a tramp. aka Brandon O.

B. when said "friend/room mate" is always around and wants to be gay with you aka Brandon O.

what a cockage blockage brandon.

by dill pickles December 29, 2007

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Penis Blockage

1:When a man is looking for or trying to do something and the woman can do it or find it quicker. : )
2:man who has his head so far up his ass, he sees through his bung hole...def of bung hole...pooper...def of pooper...asshole

When men ask the women where something is located and the mans penis blockage doesn't allow them to see that the item is right in front of their faces.

by Red head italian March 20, 2009

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Self inflicted complaint blockage

The reluctance to report a serious work issue for fear that those reading or hearing the complaint will view the issue as petty. The complainant fears that he or she will be viewed forevermore as a sniveling weasel. The result is that the issue will remain unresolved until it takes on another unrelated dimension that is extremely damaging to the workplace. At this point, another worker will report the original complaint and will be given full credit for saving the company.

Worker 1: "I think that we have to let people in HR know what Stacey and Ed have been up to. She's getting away with murder. She's using him, he's letting her and both of them are married anyway."

Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."

Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"

Worker 2: "You got it."

by Cirdellin January 15, 2010

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