In the game of basketball, when a person shoots, the defender is allowed to try to deter, or block the shot. When the block is succesful, and extremely rediculous, the person who was blocked is then said to be "blochness monstered"
by The MAN20 February 25, 2008
by Blochi June 9, 2017
To be Marked&bloched means that you got to know a guy pretty well on facebook. You sent him naked pictures of yourself, enjoyed sexchatting and set up a date to meet him. You fly to meet this guy/gal and after the sex you realize that he/she will never talk to you again and before you even get home they have defriended and blocked you on facebook.
by oldman99 July 26, 2011
When your food is too greasy you take your napkin and bloch the food. This is called Bloch-ing (blot-ch-ing).
" This food is greasy, I have to start Bloching it or else I can't eat it."
Look, That dudes Bloching his chicken wings..
Look, That dudes Bloching his chicken wings..
by Man.On.House July 8, 2017
by quockidyhq March 30, 2019
1. To become so extremely relaxed to the point of ever so slightly resembling a gelatinous being like TheBlob or Flubber. Their pants possibly unbuttoned, lounging happily and content, molding to the furniture in pure relinquishment. Often have snacks, drinks, ect. and favorite form of entertainment at hand. Doesn't answer the door or phone during this period unless it's to improve the bloch experience whilst reveling in blissful peace.
2. Happily relaxed and sprawled out on a piece of furniture
3. Time to just lay sit/lay around and happily ignore world, often with your favorite beings.
2. Happily relaxed and sprawled out on a piece of furniture
3. Time to just lay sit/lay around and happily ignore world, often with your favorite beings.
"Let's just bloch tonight."
"She was too bloched out when I got there to want to do anything."
"After the great meal and long walk, the dogs and I just bloched out for the rest of the day."
"She was too bloched out when I got there to want to do anything."
"After the great meal and long walk, the dogs and I just bloched out for the rest of the day."
by Czarina Tuppence Fe Winter January 16, 2022