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2.
To receive a blowjob from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. But not caring.
Gary: You went home with some fugly girl last night. Did you fuck her?
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)
by crash2burn April 04, 2010
 
1.
To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation
Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)
by crash-2-burn April 04, 2010
 
3.
Upon having sex with a fat girl, you are unsure if you are in a hole or a fat fold.
Dude, I think Gertrude gave me a blobjob last night.
by Oinkus December 10, 2009
 
4.
a blob job is where an over wait person preforms a sexual act such as a blow job, by using his fat folds to comfort the males balls. the over wait male/female will proceed to give a blow job while being naked. as the male ejaculates into the over wait male/females mouth.
hey man i got a blob job last nite!
really? whats it like?
it feels good i totally came into that fat hookers mouth last nite!
...
by jewpornstar March 26, 2011
 
5.
Nearly as erotic as it sounds. A blob job is an instance when someone screws up in a sexual act.
OH NO I JUST DID A BLOB JOB! i'll go get a towel.
by QWAH it really is me! August 04, 2008
 
6.
The act of going down on a lady whilst she is on her period, or blob.
Craig: So what you do with lily last night?
Ben: I totally went down on her
Craig: But she was on her period, you gave her a blobjob?!
by Phil121 October 07, 2009
 
7.
some strange and embarrassing tricks you have to use while dealing with BLOB fields in your database
Moss: "4kb was not enough so i had to do some blobjob there"
by bomberman3k February 14, 2008