A life threatening condition developed in dogs. Also known as Gastric Tortion this is were the stomach doesn't empty properly, then swells with and gas and then twists. Any breed that has a deep and narrow chest is prone to this. This can be solved by medication if the stomach hasn't yet twisted. However once the stomach has twisted it can only be treated with an expensive operation. This is only if the condition is caught in the early stages. If conditions are gone unrecognised it could cause a certain and painful death.
"Dude i had to put my dog down last night"
"Why"
"Because her stomach twisted the vet called it bloat"
"Why"
"Because her stomach twisted the vet called it bloat"
by finnerty August 29, 2009
A noun describing a stereotypical, overweight liberal girl in her twenties, typically with brightly-colored, clownish hair, and given to loud and vulgar rants against men, in support of abortion or other leftist or feminist causes, or acting as Karens in public places. They often are involved with witchcraft or the occult, and frequently identify as lesbians.
The college campus was littered with pink-haired bloats screaming their hate toward the patriarchal administration.
by Timotheus325 December 3, 2022
by swagkoala February 28, 2017
1) Bloat is a commonly used phrase in north-west England to describe weed or cocaine. (It can also be used for other drugs but this is less common)
2) Bloat is sometimes used as a replacement for any word within a persons sentence.
2) Bloat is sometimes used as a replacement for any word within a persons sentence.
1) Guy 1: "I'm getting some bloat at the weekend."
Guy 2: "Get me on that!"
2) Guy 1: "I'm tired as bloat after working with that new customer all day."
Guy 2: "Yeah I know what you mean, he was a right dick."
Guy 2: "Get me on that!"
2) Guy 1: "I'm tired as bloat after working with that new customer all day."
Guy 2: "Yeah I know what you mean, he was a right dick."
by Japanese Fingered Trap March 29, 2017
A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
by Shaguar28 January 15, 2012
A feeling after one has been excessively camping and/or cabining, rafting, eating randomly, sleeping terribly and suffering from achey butt bones & bloat-like feeling of body parts.
by Lo_Lo#1 September 8, 2010